Hi, I'm Jax, the Guacamole Expert. Welcome to your home for all-things guacamole. Here, you'll find your Guac 101. I've answered common questions by category, and made it easy to share with your friends. They'll be impressed with your new-found guac knowledge.
Did you hear the one about the two avocados who went on a date? It was pretty guacward. What is guacamole’s favorite exercise class? Avo-cardio! Why was the guacamole in a bad mood? It had a chip on its shoulder. There’s plenty more Guacamole jokes where these came from.