UPDATE: JUNE 2020
Father’s Day is upon us once again, so we’re back with more dad-worthy avocado jokes— but this time with a guacamole theme. We might have gotten a bit carried away this time: We even feature new takes on classic dad sayings, idioms, and what we think counts as wisdom.
Without further avo, here are some of our favorite guacamole dad jokes that would make your papa proud.
Related: Entertain Dad and test your knowledge with some fun avocado trivia.
Any father who can’t resist a good turn of phrase will love these expressions. And since everything is better with guacamole, we’ve mixed it up so he can have the best of both worlds. Or, should we say, he can have his guac and eat it too…
You’re following the example of your parents. You can only hope they make great guac.
To reveal something that was meant to be a secret — perhaps the key ingredient in Dad’s special guacamole.
Similar people share similar interests — particularly if it’s a love of guacamole.
Fathers can be known for their sound advice and sage council. Here are some nuggets of guacamole wisdom any dad would be proud to share:
Though the idea of guacamole going to waste is a terrible shame, what’s done is done. It’s no good worrying about what can’t be changed — so make some more!
This doesn’t mean go scoop guacamole into your friend’s sneakers. It means considering someone else’s point of view before you judge their lifestyle, behavior, or favorite guacamole ingredients.
It’s not always what you’re given but what you make of it that matters. When you meet with opposition, look for opportunity — especially if that opportunity involves guac.
And now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for: cringeworthy wisecracks that will have your pop rolling with laughter — or just rolling his eyes.
He was a guac star.
“It’s a hard guac life.”
The jailhouse guac.
A punk guac concert!
If these guacamole dad jokes and puns are making you hungry (instead of laugh), check out our archive of guacamole recipes to pick out your next snack.
In honor of Father’s Day, here are some of some avocado-related Dad jokes to impress your fun-loving Dad with at your Father’s Day get-together. And hey – these are evergreen, just like Avocados From Mexico, which are available year-round. (In other words: Don’t hesitate to pull them out for some easy entertainment even when it’s not Dad’s special day!)
Want to bring an avo-inspired dish to the party to compliment your avo-inspired jokes? Check out this video with five simple avocado preparation methods for the versatile green fruit. (It’s not all guac!) And here’s another video to help you pick perfectly ripe avocados by looking for ones that have dark green skins with bumpy textures and give a little when you squeeze them.
On to the jokes!
9 Avocado Jokes Dad Will Love
What do you call an avocado in church? Holy Guacamole!
What is an avocado’s favorite song? “I Guac the Line”
What did one avocado half say to the other? “Without you, I’m empty inside!”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado? “Well, this is guacward.” (Dip, scoop, munch!)
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty? “We’ve hit guac bottom!”
But seriously folks, don’t hit guac bottom at your get-together. Before the party gets started, you can prep plenty of extra guac and keep it fresh in the fridge for later with these tips and tricks to keep guac green like pouring a thin layer of milk over the top. (Hint: Make sure you’ve got some plastic wrap.)
Now back to the jokes…
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
What’s an avocado’s favorite kind of exercise? Avocardio!
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
And for dads with kids who are growing up right before your eyes: “So your new boyfriend has his license? Does he avocado!?!”
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