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Discover Why Humans Do
Anything for Avocados!

Dr. Charles Sparkles wants all dogs to know that humans do anything for avocados because they're always worth it. Read about how delicious, healthy and always-in-season Avocados From Mexico are perfect for training humans.

TAILS OF A DAILY DOGGER

Discover Why Humans Do
Anything for Avocados!

Dr. Charles Sparkles wants all dogs to know that humans do anything for avocados because they're always worth it. Read about how delicious, healthy and always-in-season Avocados From Mexico are perfect for training humans.

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How to Train Your Human to Throw a Superfood Soiree

January 11, 2019

As my grandpug used to say, “When your nose itches, company is coming.” And although it can be hard to tell — as our faces are more smushed than pawpaw’s sour mash — it’s usually true. Other sure signs of a soiree: Your human may be frantically throwing items in the wash and using the tornado sweeper to suck up all the hair you’ve so carefully dusted around the house.

Not to worry: There’s still time for you to co-host the party of the century (and with the Sports Ball Super Party on the horizon, good timing!). First, survey the surroundings. Does anything look doggywampus to you? If so, drag it under the bed or tear it to shreds in the guest boudoir.

Second, observe the treats. In my 42 years, I’ve seen humans do anything for avocados because they’re always worth it. They’re superfoods that are delicious, healthy and always in season, approved by dogs for humans. And while there are many recipes on the bark web, Avocados From Mexico is the pup’s pajamas for guacamole recipes and other party-time dips. They’re fairly simple (as long as you have opposable thumbs); just add a mix of avocados, lime, cilantro, onion, salt to taste and any other ingredients that suit your human’s fancy.

Finally, remember that some humans may get sillier than a kitten with catnip. Just hide their keys under the bed, too.

Pugs and kisses,

Dr. Charles Sparkles

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