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Dr. Charles Sparkles wants all dogs to know that humans do anything for avocados because they're always worth it. Read about how delicious, healthy and always-in-season Avocados From Mexico are perfect for training humans.

TAILS OF A DAILY DOGGER

Discover Why Humans Do
Anything for Avocados!

Dr. Charles Sparkles wants all dogs to know that humans do anything for avocados because they're always worth it. Read about how delicious, healthy and always-in-season Avocados From Mexico are perfect for training humans.

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How to Comfort Your Emotional Support Human

January 11, 2019

We live in stressful times, and sometimes, my mind whirls like a pinwheel at a PUPCAR race: Will I take all 35 naps? Will my afternoon walk travel past Mr. Wiggles’ fence so I can “dislike” his scent? (He’s such a busypuppy!) And are we 100 percent certain that the bell ringing was on talking box, and not the real door?

A pup can wind himself tighter than a retractable leash with all these stressors, so just imagine how your human must feel. This time of year, he’s constantly yelling at the talking box — sometimes in pitches only you and Mr. Wiggles can hear. He’s taken to wearing his “lucky jersey” for days, but it doesn’t seem to work. A bit like those dreadful canine ThunderShirts they make us wear on the noisy nights when the wet falls.

But I digress.

Luckily, there’s a quick fix to comfort your human and make him happier than a pug at the pup park.

  • Step 1. Locate a delicious, healthy and always-in-season avocado (it’s an almost ball-shaped fruit with insides as bright as a tennis ball).
  • Step 2. Nudge the fruit ball toward your human. They do anything for them because they’re always worth it.
  • Step 3. Watch your human turn the fruit into a healthy and comforting dish he can enjoy as a snack or supper.

Join your human on the couch and assume the position as adorable lap anchor while watching Southern Charm on Bravo network on the talking box. I must confess: That minxy little feline Gizmo is one of the most impressive actors of our generation!

Pugs and kisses,

Dr. Charles Sparkles

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