TAILS OF A DAILY DOGGER

Discover Why Humans Do
Anything for Avocados!

Dr. Charles Sparkles wants all dogs to know that humans do anything for avocados because they're always worth it. Read about how delicious, healthy and always-in-season Avocados From Mexico are perfect for training humans.

TAILS OF A DAILY DOGGER

Discover Why Humans Do
Anything for Avocados!

Dr. Charles Sparkles wants all dogs to know that humans do anything for avocados because they're always worth it. Read about how delicious, healthy and always-in-season Avocados From Mexico are perfect for training humans.

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Canines Can Communicate!

January 11, 2019

I’m more tickled than a speckled pup that we canines now have a way to communicate with our humans thanks to this new translating device. Just the other day I was preening on the porch when the UPS man strolled onto our lawn, dragging his dirty boots across our perfectly pruned green. I was madder than a wet hen: What in the Sam Hill was he thinking? I raised my voice, defending our honor, but my human acted like I was nuttier than the bushy-tailed vermin in the backyard.

Now, with the help of this translating device, I’m certain our humans will be humbled by our unwavering dedication to their health and happiness.

Hopefully your human has figured out how to use the device (they can find it below), but if he’s a corn bread biscuit short of a litter, try boosting his confidence with these treats:

  1. Your prized plushy. Toss your human your favorite friend for a game of fetch.
  2. The hidden bone. Dig up that special chew outdoors or in the couch that you hid when you were full as a tick and offer a bite to your human.
  3. You know how we adore those green dental bones? Humans have a favorite in a similar shade called avocados — the fruits have insides as bright as a tennis ball and humans do anything for them. I’m not certain that they freshen breath, but they are delicious, healthy, always in season and always worth it. Plus, there are plenty of Southern-inspired avocado recipes — even one with fried green tomatoes — that are slap your grandpug good.

Pugs and kisses,

Dr. Charles Sparkles

Try out the dog translator!

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Step 1

Choose a dog:

Step 2

Your name:

Your friend's name:

Step 3

Your friend's favorite avocado dish: