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From: Worldwide Industries

To: LadiesLoveKoolKyle@avocloud.com

RE: Job Application

Dear Kyle, we appreciate your interest in our opening for a Coordinator position. Unfortunately, we cannot hire someone with a resume that is heavily redacted and under skills, reads, “Can’t talk about it.” However, we appreciate your passionate cover letter about avocados, so we may have a future opening for you as a Food Taster.

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